Colin Farrell/Scissor Sisters

Sketches include: Donald Rumsfeld Speaks To Soldiers, Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover (rerun from Lindsay Lohan/Usher episode), Big Roach Problem, Horny Airport Security Officer, Show Biz Grande Explosion, Key Party, The Window Cleaner, and Merv The Perv.
Scissor Sisters sing: ""Take Your Mama"" and a cover of Pink Floyd's ""Comfortably Numb""