Tom Hanks/Randy Travis

""A male figure skater's flawed perfomance in tight pants"",    ""The Pat Stevens Show with Mrs. Bush and Mrs. Dole"",    ""The Bean Cafe: We only serve beans"",    ""On 49th and First: Two sad guys want to score with the ladies"",    ""This is a stick up!, yelled the Psychotic Vietnam Vet with great acting skills"",    ""Can't come up with an ending for a bad sketch"",    ""Casey Kasem sings The Beatles"",    ""Compulsion by Calveen Kleen: The World's Most Indulgent Disinfectant"",    ""A Pawnshop That Pays Full Sentimental Value"".