The Perils of Polling

Appalled that Luanne is unprepared to vote, Hank takes the family to the local fair where she can meet the political candidates.  Hank is further appalled to find that Luanne has decided to vote Communist because the candidate is handsome.  Bobby saves the life of a drowning pig at the fair and is invited to meet Texas Governor (and presidential candidate) George W. Bush.  Hank, staunchly pro-Bush, takes Luanne to the rally where she falls for Bush.  Unfortunately, Bush's wet, limp, awful handshake leaves Hank shocked and disappointed.