Invader Zim Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom s01e19B (s05e02)
Subtitles: Ainee
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Delicious! Delicious! I'm normal!!!
How am I still the only person who sees Zim's an alien?!
I mean, come on!!! Come on!!!
- Come on!!! - Why do you have to have a head?
Gaz! I want you to see this! Today, things are gonna change.
I'm gonna do... something! I'm not just gonna sit back
and watch Zim get away with his... his... things he do!
- I mean... - Things he do? What's your problem?
Oh, you know what I mean! I'm just... I have to do something
about it! Something new! And soon!
Now!
What? Who?!
That... that was horrible!
Who did this?!?! Who dares to soil my normal boy head
with this... pork-cow?!
- That's a stinkin' muffin! - Silence! Whatever this is
I will find the beast who threw it. I will find you!!!
Sleep peacefully now, for it is the last peaceful sleep
you will know from this moment on!!!
But we're not asleep right now!
Wow.
Actually, that was kinda funny.
Thank you, Mr. President...
What?! What's happening?!
Who-what... what are you? And why did you transform into giant shoes?
We are beings of pure energy. This is merely a form your human
brain can understand. - But... you just looked
like aliens before you turned into shoes.
- Yes... but you couldn't comprehend that. - Yes, I could.
Oh, forget that, already. Now Dib... Dib... whatever your last name is!
- That's right. - We are the Meekrob and we have a common
enemy, Dib. The Irken Empire. We are busy fighting them
on our own planet, but have come to offer you a gift that
can aid in your battle with them.
It hurts!
Yes. You now have the power to defend the Earth
like never before.
Why... why did you choose me?
You are the worthiest, Dib. And no one else had the head large enough
to accommodate so much power. Now, rest!
A dream? Was it a dream? I feel... odd.
What an amazing morning, isn't it?
No, really. Something's different.
It wasn't a dream! I really was chosen!
Son, you're looking in good spirits today.
You must've finally seen the light about studying real science.
No, Dad! These alien shoes came into my room
and gave me some kind of gift. I know how that sounds,
but it's true!
Those aliens were demented hallucinations!
But your DNA does seem to have evolved beyond that
of normal human beings.
I... guess I'm sorry about being so mean to you all those times, then.
This is... this is just incredible! I should... I should see if this
whatever-it-is really will help me deal with Zim.
I'm gonna head over to his base!
Hey! I'm speaking out loud to myself in
an unnatural manner. Oh, well.
I am Dib!!!
Oh, man!!! That was great!
Time for some serious notes!
No! I'm sick of waiting and watching!
I should take action! I'm... talking out loud some more! Odd!
I'm going for it!
Dib, Dib Dib Dib!!!
I've got a few things to tell you, Zim!
And that's all I have to say about that!
Ehh... okay!
I can't argue with that, Dib. You've won. I'm giving myself
up to the Earth autorities. It's been nice working with you, GIR!
Now self-destruct!
Finally!!!
This feeling! The power! It isn't going away!
Things really are gonna be different for me!
At last!
You've opened the world's eyes to the existence of aliens, Dib!
- Now what? - There are many other mysteries still unsolved.
I figured, you know, I'll do some of that.
Ladies and gentlemen,
ghosts!
- Hey. - How're you doing?
Dib rocks!!!
I love you Dib!!!
...and to prove that the lake's spooky monster is real,
this task force has granted me permission to drain the lake.
What's left to be discovered now, Dib?
- Dib! - It's been years, Zim!
Twenty of your years to be precise, enduring these indignities!
The only reason I have not try to escape is
because it amuses me! - Amuses you to what?
Ah, yes. The invasion!
I didn't ask you about the invasion.
Oh, you didn't? Well, you were supposed to.
Well, they'll be here! The armada will come
and there's nothing you can do about it!
We'll see, Zim. We'll see.
To better study the coming alien menace...
I am proude to open the Dib Institute of Paranormal Studies/
/School of Paranormal Tolerance/Museum/Snack Bar.
Sir, they're coming!!!
The Massive: the armada capital ship. The side pods are filled with snacks.
It's their weak spot. Alpha,
you'll be bringing down the Massive.
But Dib... sir, who lead Alpha squadron?
Our snacks!!! It's over! Retreat!
...and that's how I was rewarded the "Greatest Person Ever to Live" award.
You've lived quite a full life, haven't you, Sir Dib?
Yes, Alan. It was everything I could have hoped for,
and more. And I even got to ride a moose.
And who could forget that day? Yes, well,
we thank you for sharing your incredible life with us
and for allowing the human race to survive.
Oh, yes. You're welcome.
And... if I may say, there's one final question that would settle the curiosity
of your many fans. Did you throw the muffin at Zim's head?
Wow, that's going back a long ways.
As a matter of fact, I did.
Aha!!!
I knew it! I knew it was you!
What? There aren't shoe aliens?
Get out!
Just one more thing.
You stink, Zim!
Subtitles: Ainee
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