♪ "Adventure Time"
♪ Come on, grab your friends
♪ We'll go to very messed-up lands ♪
♪ With Finn and Jake, Ice King, and Betty ♪
♪ Who knows how it will end?
♪ It's "Adventure Time"
♪
Okay, we'll find the crown, grab the jewel,
and then give a couple tugs on the skyhooks!
Got it!
Here's some trail mix for the road!
You think Betty and Simon hanging out is a good thing?
Totally.
They're two wackadoo peas in a wackadoodle pod.
Something about it makes me feel weird in the ethics.
Well, you don't want to stare at happiness too hard, you know?
Why?
'Cause it stares back, man.
Slime Town is mad nasty.
Let's blend in.
Yeesh.
This smells like the locker room of a gym for dead fish.
Eh, you get used to it, though.
That's the great thing about smells.
Man, where is everyone?
Skate size?
Uh, 10.
Universal.
Aw, man!
Okay, you look dope.
Whoa.
Slime Princess got big.
DJ Plop... DJ-DJ Plop Drops!
Get ready to plop drooop!
♪
Jake, look!
The crown!
Harness me, bro.
Gonna get that jewel!
Re-re-re-rejected!
Her slime's tougher than it looks.
Finn, Jake!
Over here!
I'm not LSP anymore. I'm LSP.
Oh, 'cause you're Lumpy Slime Princess.
Bingo!
You guys on a team yet?
Why do we need teams?
No, you can't be on my team.
Me and Spurtle Princess are gonna win it all.
Right, girls?
What are... What are you...?
Oh, Glob!
What's going on?
Blechfast Princess, Bileberry Princess,
and Hot Blob Princess are about to skate.
The Snack Pack!
Oh, yay. The snack hacks are here.
Snack hacks. Did you hear that?
Party splat.
You got something to say?
Snack Pack, more like...
Stink Pack!
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
We challenge you to a skate battle!
Skate battle! Byow-byow-byow!
Wawawa!
Classic street slime rules...
quack grinds, sheering the duck,
or insincere hot-dogging
will result in instant disqualification!
First up...
The Bearnicks!
♪
Move over, Party Splat.
♪
Time for the Midnight Snack.
Mid!
Night!
Snack!
Ah.
And the winner is...
Wawa!
Snack Pack!
As always, the prize is absorption
into the body of our bumpin' leader.
Isn't assimilation amazing?
No! It's horrifying.
It might be comfy,
like a hug that turns you into a hug.
What happens to the losers?
They go in the losers' cage,
and they're stripped of their skating rights!
Oh.
New plan!
- We enter the contest... - Yeah.
- ...win... - Of course.
...then I grab the jewel
and you stretch us on out of that bod.
Won't we get absorbed, though?
We'll just believe in ourselves way too much.
She can't absorb us if we're self-absorbed.
Okay, but you need a three-person team to compete,
and I'm taken!
What?
We had a vote and you're out.
But I'm the plucky underdog!
No, you're just terrible.
Abracajamiel can do the splits.
Whoo!
Whatever!
Nyah!
Attention, super cool party people!
My new, totally awesome team, The Lumps,
challenges my old team, The Stupids,
to a skate battle.
First up...
The Lumps.
Start the beat, Plop-D!
♪
No, wait. Discontinue the beat.
What are you doing, man?
This!
Ah!
That's not dancing!
I know! It's better.
Okay, we can still save this, Finn.
Lights!
♪
Hyah!
Whoa! Aah!
We got to do the lift.
Wa.
They love me. I'm a true Cinderella story.
Aah!
Wa-waa!
The Stupids win by default!
Whoo!
Ahh.
No! I can still do this! I know I can.
Ah, well.
This isn't how it's supposed to happen.
We blew it.
Eh, it'll work out somehow.
The winners will now be rewarded
with glorious absorption!
Today's losers will now be punished.
P-P-P-Punished!
With shameful absorption!
Take them 'round back.
Hey, this is gonna work out somehow.
I've got the loser sticks!
Poke the losers.
Whoo.
Yeah, whoo.
Yes!
Take me, Slime Princess!
Huh! Hold onto me.
This place really is supes comfy.
Yoink.
Oh, I'm starting to turn.
Pull us out, Jake.
In a minute.
What?!
It's like being in a warm bath full of snot.
Aah! We're trapped!
It'll work out somehow.
Jake, no! Fight the slime!
I'm having the slime of my life.
Jake.
I may as well give in to it.
Maybe Simon will save Ooo.
This isn't an uplifting underdog ending.
You're still here?
I'm not assimilating.
And no one can see my cool outfit
through all this lumpin's slime.
Looks like LSP is too much of a killjoy for our Slime Queen!
She's gonna be rejected!
Aah!
Em-Em-Em-Embarrassing!
Y'all are bounced.
Jerks.
I got the jewel, but I lost Jake.
You're not a Slime person?
No, I totally faked it.
I just saw this lumpalicious party,
and I was like, "These are my people!"
But even though I shoplifted this super-cool outfit,
I still didn't fit in.
I guess I don't fit in... anywhere!
Jake could fit in anywhere.
Whatever happened, he was always like,
"It'll work out."
Stop being so selfish, Finn! I'm the one hurting here!
You don't even know what it's like to be an underdog.
You and Jake always win... always!
You're right, LSP. We do.
Don't worry, Jake! I vow to get you back in shape.
Oh, my Glob, this is it!
The crowd-pleasing climax
where the beautiful underdog gets the hunk.
Rom-com style!
Jake, hold on, buddy.
Cheer up, Finn.
So what if Jake got absorbed into
Slime Princess's rockin' body.
He's probably having fun
and doing way better without you.
Give me the Slime jewel.
Hooray!
Just two more of these sweet princess jewels,
and I'll be able to fix everything.
Your laugh is really annoying.
I changed my mind.
Skyhook me back to Slime Kingdom.
Ah!
Don't talk that way about the skyhooks!
Focus, Finn.
You're right. Let's go get that Fire jewel.
Please keep your hands and bags away from the cloud's edge.
Ding-ding.
No!
Don't torture yourself.
And don't drop your phone into Fire Kingdom, dummy.
Hey, I'm feeling some of my old zazzle.
Enough to cast the strongest flame shield to protect you.
If I don't, you'll die.
Pbht!
Look, guys. My Ice powers are tapping out,
what with all the elemental fire magic down there.
But I would never ever let you down, so I'm sending Gunter.
Wenk.
So, you guys want to do something?
You got any music?
You guys aren't just like boring and old, right?
Finn, wait for me!
This doesn't look so bad.
Ooh!
You see that bird?
Gross.
Be careful.
You don't have Flame shield.
Eh, it's fine. I've been in, like,
all four zones without a scratch.
Huh, that's weird.
No, I'm just super cool.
Whoa! Tiny warrior.
Oh, no, you don't!
Oof.
Show your face, you... Wyatt?
What are you doing?
I'm Fire Wyatt.
I got rage!
You cannot defeat me!
- Let's take his armor. - Okay.
Wenk.
I'm going, but I swear vengeance, okay?
Cool.
Your cooking stinks.
Aah!
So sick of your face!
Man, this place used to be nice... er.
Lady Raini... er, Flameicorn. It's me... Finn.
I got important news about Jake...
Oof!
Get out of my way, Lady.
I'm gonna get the Fire jewel
even if I have to put you in the ground.
No, we're not gonna fight you.
Aah! Step off, Lady.
I'm fighting you!
Wenk, wenk.
I can't. She's like family.
Wenk.
Aah!
Wenk.
Don't make me.
Hyah!
Kyah!
Get out of here!
Dang, Lady. Calm down.
It's no use, Finn.
Like all of the fire people,
Lady Flameicorn knows only fighting.
Cinnamon Bun.
You're still normal.
My Flame shield protected me from the change,
but the rest of the kingdom is lost.
Not for long, man.
Will you take us to Flame Princess?
It won't do any good.
She is spicy with anger.
I know I can reason with her.
We used to really bond over music and... stuff.
Comin' in.
Mmm. Wha?
Mm.
That was the throne room.
This is as far as I go.
Don't you want to see FP?
She said some hurtful things.
I'll give her a good talking to.
I'll talk her into next week.
No!
I'm gonna let her do her.
I'm a loner now.
What about your wolf friend?
My wolf is also a loner.
We are both loners!
When did he get cool?
Everyone slept on that.
Hey, yous mugs.
What for ya come to the Fire Kingdom for, huh?
Flambo? Are you still normal?
Die in a ditch.
Flambo, you used to be about the laughs.
This is what I think is funny.
Boi-oi-oi-oing.
Hyah!
Talk about a spicy meat...
If you can't run the saw, then stay out of my woodshed!
Dramatic boys.
Never again.
Wenk, wenk. Wenk.
Finn! The duck found a secret tunnel!
Okay.
Wenk, wenk, wenk.
So, are you still into Flame Princess?
What? No, FP and I are just friends.
And I'm really proud of that friendship.
Getting there took a lot of trust building
and emotional growth.
Okay. I believe you.
Do you do squats?
Gunter?
Dang. Just look at these ding-dongs.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Hyah!
Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.
Fire Wyatt's still in the game.
Aah!
Wenk!
Oh, there he is.
Wait. Look at what's caught in that dragon's teeth.
That's FP's jewel!
Oh, dang.
That big gross dragon ate your ex.
Give me... that... jujubee!
I'm gonna tear you apart if you did anything to hurt...
wait... Flame Princess?
Return the jewel, worm.
Oh! It is you.
Listen. I need this to fix Ooo.
'Cause Jake is slime,
and this place is a toxic aggro machoscape.
This place is great.
Fire Kingdom rules!
That was messed up and not who you really are.
Aah!
Stop talking to me like we're friends!
The only friend I have is violence,
and the only thing we do when we hang is fight.
Finn, wait!
Flame Princess is the dragon!
- Ah! Ah! Ah! - I'm being arrowed!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Wenk.
Gunter, you saved me!
Wenk. Wenk. Wenk.
Wenk!
I know you won't hurt me, Gunter.
Wenk. Wenk. Wenk.
Oh, no! I'm too trusting!
Finn, I want to leave! Wrap that up.
Give it!
No! I have to save Jake.
Phoebe. Stop.
Aaaaaah!
Hyah!
Aah!
I'm gonna ruin your universe.
Aah!
Honestly, I could still see those two working out.
Oh, come on.
Ugh!
No one touches my charm!
Hey.
Hey!
- Wenk. - This is terrible.
Nobody's paying attention to me.
Everyone just stop fighting!
What's wrong with you?
Why can't you be more like those nice, boring losers
in the Candy Kingdom?
With their little faces and songs?
Or like me?
Why isn't everyone more like me?
Kill her.
No, she's right.
We must stop senselessly attacking each other
and start senselessly attacking
those disgusting nerds in the Candy Kingdom!
Clutch.
That's a huge extrapolation from what I said.
Smash the nerds! Smash the nerds!
Surely, this is the end of all things.
Gunter.
Finn!
Wyatt?