♪ "Adventure Time" ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very messed-up lands ♪
♪ With Finn and Jake, Ice King, and Betty ♪
♪ Who knows how it will end? ♪
♪ It's "Adventure Time" ♪
♪
Okay, fellas.
Using these blueprints I acquired,
we're gonna take down Patient St. Pim
and rescue my new pal, Weird Lady.
But first, we have to crack through
the ice dome that covers the land,
avoid the Ice Kingdom peeps
who have all been turned into vicious ice mutants,
and sneak into the ice fortress without being ice-detected.
We'll enter via the sewer line.
So, that's the only way in and out.
I never said that.
"Can you help Captain Tasty find the hidden"...
this is a place mat from a seafood restaurant!
And this word search is way too hard!
That's 'cause you ain't got spy skills like me.
With me, it's like, "Who's that hot guy?
The Ice King?"
No, it's not.
We're floating above Ice World now.
Brr!
I made these sweaters and earmuffs for you guys.
They're bespoke!
And, they've got pictures of your best friend on them!
Thanks.
All right, men, we need ideas for how to breach that dome.
It's impervious to my skyhooks,
so we either burn, punch, or stab our way in.
Maybe there's some kind of weak point or secret entrance.
Right, right.
Hmm.
Good thinking.
Huh?
Aaaaaah!
Finn!
Oh, my glob!! Okay. Think, Finn.
What would Rattleballs do?
He would... draw his sword, find a stress line in the dome,
and strike like a mighty scorpion!
Don't forget Ice King!
Turn into a parachute, Jake!
You got it!
Whoa.
Hold on. I got somethin' in the pack that'll help.
Now, that's bespoke!
I never thought I'd think of the old ice kingdom as cheerful.
Brrr! It's a lot colder now, too.
I've got fur.
Take my sweater!
Whoa!
Two Finns!
Huh?
Oh!
Huh? Huh?
Oh, I get it.
The top one's fake.
Okay, pals. This-a-way.
Y'all's in the Ice King's crib now!
This is crazy.
It's like being at the bottom of an ocean.
Yeah, I'm feeling pretty weird.
♪
Snow golem.
Ice clops.
"Ice to meet you."
Look out!
Huh?
What are you doing?!
This is my...
This is my house!
Carroll!?
Finn?
You've been turned into ice!
You better believe it, bucko!
You seem in good spirits, though.
Everyone else is sad and kind of empty.
I feel great. It sure beats the sky.
Boy, was I ever getting sick of bein' a cloud!
Everyone looking at me, saying things like,
"I think that looks like a sailboat!"
"I think that looks like a bird!"
I'm a woman! Ice Carroll!
Who are those other dudes?
This is Simon, the Ice King.
And this is my brother, Jake. Hello.
Do you want to come with us? We're on a secret mission.
Uh, that's really nice of you, actually.
Where are y'all going?
We're going to get Patient St. Pim.
She's in Simon's fortress, and she's, like,
ruined the whole world and all our friends.
Oh. On second thought, I think I'm gonna stay here
and draw some elves and stuff.
You draw elves?
Yes, I draw elves! It's what I like to do!
Aw, she seems a lot cooler than we are.
♪
Whoa.
Your place got weird.
Lookin' good, Pengy!
- Over here! - Yup!
It's not a sewer, but it will have to do.
♪
♪ It's a humid night ♪
♪ The moon is getting full again ♪
♪ Somewhere there's a slight figure made of paraffin ♪
♪ And someone is turning its head ♪
♪ And someone is pulling its leg ♪
♪ It's maaaaaagic ♪
Jake? What's up with you?
Oh, no.
Jake, you have an icicle.
You look like your kids.
My sweater.
Ah, back in my old basement, where it all began.
Psst!
I don't think this is a basement anymore.
Cool boy says what?
Welcome to the party, sir.
May I take your coat?
Uh, I guess?
I don't know what I'm gonna do with this but, whatevs.
That's them!
The garbage who said they were gonna take you out!
Carroll!!
I'm sorry, Finn.
I've got a good thing going on here.
Patient St. Pim, undo this mess!
Raa!
Cool boy!
Fix our home, Patience!
Even if I felt like it, I can't.
Let me show you.
The princesses and I are the elementals incarnate,
but the others didn't want to play with me.
They denied their precious birthright.
So, I cast a mega-spell
that tapped into their true selves.
But the spell worked too well.
Instead of embracing their powers,
they were overrun by them.
I have distilled them into something monstrous.
Monstrous... like life itself.
Okay, that all tracks.
But what happened to Betty?
I used her as a magic battery to power my spell.
My big, dumb spell. Ugh.
Enough of your mind games!
Tell us where you... Wait, is that shrimp?
Ooh, is there shrimp here?
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!
I planned this gorgeous ball and shrimp buffet
to celebrate with the other elementals,
but none of them came.
If you're so upset about this, you should fix it.
Fix it, don't fix it...
the universe is an abyss of suffering.
Y'all need to lighten up in here.
Brr.
Aah!
Weird lady!
Raa!
Best-friends gang, retreat!
Ice King's ghosting, man. We gotta leave!
Everyone leaves except me.
I remember father made me stay at the table
until all the eggs were eaten.
Patience, let Jake go!
Jake is now part of my Ice Dominion.
He'll never leave here again.
Well, that sucks, and I hate it.
I'm just gonna take him anyway.
Whatever.
Achoos Goose.
The goose... is loose.
We've lost another friend, Achoos Goose.
There's no point in having friends
because everything will... ends.
My mystic soup is great for combating ice magic.
You sure put a magical amount of pepper in it.
Nothing's changed since we got you out of there.
I guess Patience doesn't need your magic to sustain it.
Yeah, I feel drained like a dirty bathtub.
Jake, how are you feeling?
This chicken soup does nothing
to warm the coldness of my heart.
- Are you serious? - Just kidding!
Man, there's got to be something we can do
about Patience's spell.
You know, ancient magic was actually my major.
And there is one artifact
that could potentially help us...
a book called "The Enchiridion."
With that, I could formulate a counter-spell, and...
We can't help you there. We blew that thing up.
Uh, actually, I might have grabbed
another Enchiridion from Farmworld Dimension.
This biz is crazy powerful, though.
Well, I'm a little crazy now, so I'm willing to try.
♪
Phew.
What?
Hmm.
Whoa, neat-o.
How do you make it bigger?
My magic skills are seriously drained.
Right now all I can do is activate these thumbnails.
Come on, guys. Come on, guys.
Let's work the problem.
Let's fix Ooo.
Come on, guys.
I know I'm saying "Come on, guys" a lot.
Sorry. It's okay.
Hmm.
Hey, if you need help turning the pages, I'm your guy.
I do this thing where I lick my finger,
and then the moisture helps grip the corner of the page.
I wonder if the Enchiridion's been licked
by, like, thousands of wizards?
I know how to turn pages, man.
I was a graduate student!
"Graduate student"? What the heck is that?
You graduated, but you're still a student?
Doesn't make any sense.
Where's the dog?
Can the dog do something about this?
Okay, I'm a-comin'.
You're wired, buddy.
We've been going like gangbusters since we got back.
I don't got no time for this nonsense!
Shh, shh, shh.
What are you doing? Are you swaddling me?
I'd hardly call this swaddling.
I'm just tucking you in.
This feels nice. Nice tucking, brother.
40 winks never hurt anybody.
Yeah, a dozen top...
Wait! That symbol, I've seen it before.
Oh, that's great!
I'm proud of you, buddy.
No, not you. I said "buddy" not "Gunty."
Jake was right. I feel great.
Hey Jake, you were... holy!
Jake, wake up!
Where's the rest of the Cloud Kingdom?
Huh? Where's Simon and Betty?
I guess we must've broken off and floated away
"loose-tooth-style."
Why'd you let me go to sleep?
Look what happens when you go to sleep!
How're we gonna get down from here?! How?!
I can stretch us down.
Oh. Yeah.
Windy.
What the jibbs, dude? I can't even see the ground.
Hmm.
Hey, let's glide down!
Yeah!
I love gliding! Yeah, Jake, yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, geez. I got to go back for a sec.
What? We just started.
Got to go back!
What is it?
Tell me what's wrong.
Emergency!
Jake, why can't you just go while you're gliding?
We're on a clock here.
Hey! Turn around.
I can't go with you looking at me.
I'm sorry.
I can't go when I'm gliding.
Feels weird.
Just be quick, man. Ooo needs us.
What is that? What?
It's another little cloud, but this one has a small door.
Cloud with a small door, Jake!
Dude, face the other way!
Dude, it's getting away.
Aw, it's hopeless.
I got to wait until I can go again.
Just have to stop thinking about it.
Okay, come on, Jake. You can do it.
Come on, Jake. Just stop thinking about it.
Come on, Jake. Come on, Jake.
Listen, I don't even think gliding is a good plan.
We should sit tight, chill out,
and wait for Ice King and Betty to look for us.
You know what you need?
What?
A haircut?
A haircut.
♪
Come on, man. We haven't done this since we were kids.
Yeah, but I bet it works.
I bet it calms you the jibbs down.
Hmm.
All right.
Yes, sir, I sure like cutting hair.
Mr. Mertens?
I know I'm just a humble scissors jockey,
but you've been coming in my shop for almost 20 years.
I can tell when you got something on your mind.
I think...
I think what's bugging me is...
The haircut therapy is working.
...all this elemental stuff happened
because I acted selfishly.
Oh, yeah?
It's like I'm employee of the month
at an ice cream store, and I get someone to cover my shift,
and when I come back, the place is burned to the ground
and everyone I love is doomed.
And now we're up here, and we can't do anything to help.
Did I secretly want that to happen?
Like, deep down inside, was I afraid Fern
would be better than me?
And my lizard brain put out bad vibes?
I guess the worst part of all is...
All right, you're all done, Mr. Mertens.
How's it look?
Jake! I was talking about important stuff.
Sorry. I always get caught up in the haircut.
Talcum?
Enough calm!
What are you doing?
I'm doing something...
for Ooo!
Nothing we do will help Ooo right now.
Don't you get it? I'm worried, too.
I've been trying to distract you from all this,
but that doesn't mean I'm happy with the way things are going.
Jake.
Look at all this beautiful blue around us.
It's pretty, right?
But you know what I've been thinking?
What if we're dead?
I didn't say it because I didn't want to worry you.
I'm the big brother, so I'm supposed to keep it together.
And, okay, say I'm wrong about being dead.
Here's the best case scenario... my kids are candy zombies.
And Lady is made out of taffy or something!
I've got so many things
to worry about you don't even know.
I try to keep my worries hidden, but where does that send them?
To my kidneys?
That can't be good.
Snip, snip.
Being stuck on a cloud isn't so bad.
It's weird, but we've gotten out of weirder situations, right?
Right. Do you want the back tapered?
No, no thanks.
Fade? No fade.
I feel a lot better now, thanks.
That'll be $6.50.
Here's 7 bucks.
You're too generous. Here, take it, young man.
- No, sir, please. - I'll put it in your backpack.
Please, sir, I have my dignity.
Well, whatever happens in the future,
I know what we should do.
What?
Open a barber shop.
I could get into that.
Maybe when I'm 35.
It happens sooner than you think.
♪ Time passes like a little cloud, my friend ♪
♪ But don't be cowed, my friend ♪
♪ Just stay positive ♪
That's the thing, right? Right!
♪ I'll try to remember not to be sucky-like ♪
♪ But I'll be more plucky, like the birdies who sing ♪
♪ Tra-la ♪
♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep ♪
♪ Tra-laaa ♪
♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep ♪
♪ Tra-laaaa ♪
♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep ♪
♪ Tra-laaaa ♪
Hey, there's that cloud again.
Hey, what's behind that door, huh?
It's what everybody's been wondering.
Yeah, maybe it's our way out of here.
What's behind the door?
It's...
a cloud restroom.
If you'll excuse me for a minute.
Don't look.
There's a door.
I don't care! Don't look in this direction!
It makes me feel like you can hear my most private business.
Hey, Jake! It's not a toilet.
It's some kind of angler lard!
I don't care what it is, I got to go.
Wah! What the...?
Hey, lard! Lard!
Go away!
Hold on, Jake.
It's Super Bespoke Jacket Guy!
Since when is it such a hassle just to take a whiz?!
Hey, lard, do you mind if I call you Cloudy?
Hey, Cloudy, what do you want to eat a smelly old dog for?
Thanks.
Get a whiff of this.
You like that?
This is a bespoke Ice King jacket.
You got his ancient man scent?
Go get him, boy!
Find the Ice King!
Are you being digested in there?
Just a little.
Hmph.
'Scuse me. Ouch!
Thanks for not digesting me.
You know, the way I see it, all this elemental stuff
would have happened no matter what.
We're actually lucky we were out of town.
Nothing happened to us, so now we have a chance to fix it.
Thanks, Jake, that's kind of comforting.
I thought of it in the bathroom.
Hey, guys! Guess who's back.
Hmm, did you guys leave or something?
It's always good to see my bros.
Ew.
This is our new friend Cloudy.
He really wanted to meet you.
How did you like your first taste of Ice King?
It wasn't that great.
The dog was better tasting, actually.
Although a little mangy.
A food critic.
Maybe this is what you want, Cloudy!
Go get it!
Mmm!
Dog. Dog. Dog.
Oh, there you are.
I made a real breakthrough.
I think I've figured out
exactly what we need to do to repair Ooo.
We can use the Enchiridion
to create an elemental counter-spell.
First, we just need to retrieve the three royal jewels
from the crowns of the elemental princesses.
Easy.
That's great!
Finally a legit plan.
Thanks for making me chill, Jake.
That really helped me out.
Hey, did you guys get haircuts?
Without me?